Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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