Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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