I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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