four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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