Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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