I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm getting married
To pizza
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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