There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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