I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
P.S. I can't hear my feet
high people should be assigned attendants
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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