Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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