so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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