you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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