ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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