the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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