ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
