He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Your dad touched me again.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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