Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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