i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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