FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up under a house in Key West
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
