stop calling my apartment porn island.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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