Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Are we still banned from the library?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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