I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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