Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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