She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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