OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yo dont text me then not text me
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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