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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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