she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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