STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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