You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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