belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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