Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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