Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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