Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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