Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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