Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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