Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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