i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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