Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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