normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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