Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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