I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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