It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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