Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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