We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The air was thick with penises
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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