You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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