After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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