Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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