Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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