I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
