Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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