he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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