At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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