Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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