I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
