I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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