We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
