Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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