He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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