i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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